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"Happiness is not achieved by the conscious pursuit of happiness; it is generally the by-product of other activities."
- Aldous Huxley

The trouble with facts is that there are so many of them.
- Samuel McChord Crothers

People who work sitting down get paid more than people who work standing up.
- Ogden Nash

"When you encounter seemingly good advice that contradicts other seemingly good advice, ignore them both."
- Al Franken