..."I tell you," Jesus replied, " if they keep quiet, the stones will cry out". LK 19:44

Friday, December 30, 2005

World Jump Day

World Jump Day

if enough people Jump at once in the western hemisphere
600mil. to be exact. we should be able to reduce global warming
extend daylight hours. and create a more homogenous climate

I have my doubts, Newtons second law states that
"For every action, there is an equal and opposite reaction."
thus the earth would pull it self back into is old position when we would land.
I doubt that there would be a measureable direction change from a small shake. even if our orbit is as large as it is.

Tuesday, December 20, 2005

well 5 days until christmas

3 days until we fly,

and I have a really bad cold.
if it wasn't for the dayquil, I wouldn't have gone to work today.

I am thinking about carrying it in a brown paperbag at work
taking swigs when no one is looking.
have you ever wondered why at Christmas you eat turkey vs shepherds pie?

Thursday, December 15, 2005

Monday, December 12, 2005

Jesus loves you. But I'm his favorite.

Dyslexics are teople poo

If you're happy and you know it see a shrink.

Vegetarian: Indian word for lousy hunter.

What would Scooby do?

plus many more great bumper slogans

Sunday, December 11, 2005

One problem solved.

There has been a mystery that I had been needing to solve.

So I finally found a solution that will benifit others!

I have the answer to one one the worlds small annoying problems!

How to make leftover macaroni (KD) taste as good as fresh!!.

Cause leftover KD has the consistancy of playdoh with less salt,
and since michelle has the little daycare running here there has been an
abundance of leftover kd in the fridge when I get home.

Well when I am hungry it's a dispointment with every bite.
Don't get me wrong, I like KD when made right,
but it turns into a bad mush once microwaved.

Yes, I have tried the salad dressing route. Ranch, ceaser, balsamic, all of them.
It just tastes like salad dressing after. Not creamy cheesy, way too strong.

Well now the answer you have been waiting for.........SourCream!!.
mmmmm creamy cheesey once again!!!.
Without adding actual cheese( just like KD I know)!!!

Friday, December 09, 2005

Moms don't feel guilty about the soother

acording to recent studies a soother can reduce the risk of SIDS
by 90%!!!!

go here

Monday, December 05, 2005

now thats the microsoft I remember...

well I was at bestbuy and they had the demo machine to try the xbox 360.

well it crashed.

I rebooted it.

it crashed again.

I haven't had this much fun since windowsME.