..."I tell you," Jesus replied, " if they keep quiet, the stones will cry out". LK 19:44

Saturday, November 15, 2008

One day, Jesus said to his disciples: "The Kingdom of Heaven is like y = 3x2 + 8x - 9."

A man who had just joined the disciples looked very confused and asked Peter: "What on Earth does he mean by that?"

Peter smiled. "Don't worry. It's just another one of his parabolas."

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